Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hi Hi!




The name of song are strange today

>1.王心凌(singer name)《爱你(love u)》,S.H.E《我爱你(i love u)》,Beyond《真的爱你(truely love u)》,李宗盛《我是真的爱你(I am truely love u)》,言承旭《我是真的真的很爱你(i am truely truely love u)》。

> > >  2.王菲《如果你是假的(if u are false) 》,邓丽君《假如我是真的(if i am true)》,萧正楠《假如我是假的(if i am false)》,孟庭苇《真的还是假的(true or false)》 。

> > >  3.成龙《我是谁(who am i)》,蟑螂《忘了我是谁(forget who am i)》,蔡依林《你是谁(who are u)》,许志安《忘了你谁(forgot who are u)》。

> > >  4.萧亚轩《一辈子做你的女孩》,龙梅子《下辈子做你的女人》。

> > >  5.朴树《我爱你 再见(i love u bye)》,丁薇 《再见 我爱你(bye ilove u)》


> > >  6.苏永康《男人不该让女人流泪》,陈小春《女人不该让男人太累》。

> > >  7.姜育恒《爱我你怕了吗(love me ,are u scard)》,孙燕姿《害怕(scard)》,王力宏《不要害怕(don't scard)》,潘玮柏《我不怕(i am not scard)》,赵薇《不怕(not scard)》,郭美美《不怕不怕啦(not scard not scard)》,郑伊健《怕什么,什么也不怕(scard what ,nothing to scard)》。

> > >  8.董文华《春天的故事(story in spring)》,杨千桦《夏天的故事(story in summer)》,陈艾玲《秋天的故事(story in fall)》,马天宇《冬天的故事(story in winter)》。

男生有了女朋友后的惨状 The things happened after having a girlfriend

没认识你之前我拿奖学金,认识你之后我差点补考。
Before i know u i got flying colours, after i know u i got a low low mark

一个苹果,都给你吃。两个苹果,我把大的给你吃。
one apple i give u eat, two apple i give u the big one

同吃一条鱼,我让你吃鱼肉,我自己吃鱼头。
eat the same fish ,i give u meat ,u give me bone

出去玩都是我花钱,回来我只能吃萝卜
go to play all use my money, come back i can only eat carrot

认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。
before i know u i didn't have any girlfriends, but before u know me uhave many boyfriends

你生气时,我让你当出气筒。我生气时,我把自己当出气筒。
if u angry u mad at me. when i am angry i cannot mad at u

你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。
u can kiss me any time ,but i must ask u before kiss u

你经常打我,我从来没有打过。
u always hit me, but i never hit u

有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样,我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样,你说你要阉了我。
u ask me if u love other boy what will i do, i say kill the boy. i ask u what will u do if i love other girl, u say u will kill me

我买了200块的衣服给你,骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我,骗我要300块。
i buy a shirt cost 200,i say it is on ly 50.u buy a watch cost 30 , but u say it cost 300

我把你的耳机用坏了,我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了,连句对不起也没说。
i will buy a new one for u if i broke your things. but if u broke my things u say nothings even sorry

你生病一次,我要瘦两斤。我生病一次,你反而胖两斤(你来寝室陪我,吃光了我所有的零食。)
when u sick, i become thinner .when i am sick ,u become fatter.(u eat all the things beside my bed)

我没嫌你矮,你却嫌我高。
i don't say u short, but u say me too tall

你来我家,我睡沙发。我去你家,还是我睡沙发。
u come to my house ,i sleep on sofa.i go to your house, also i who sleep on sofa

那次去看露天演唱会,你骑在我头上看得津津有味,我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。
we go to watch a concert, u ride on me and watch happily , but i cry sadly under u